TBR 240503 – Joes Old Buddy Bill*

This week’s archive radio show empirically studies the feline anus, we say good by to RDX, we cancel cancel culture, we expose the pandemic profiteers, we contemplate maximum minimums, and for the feature we visit the old friendship betwixt Joe Biden and Bill Casey, a match made in that other place that isn’t heaven.

Exposing shite storms and exploring the nether regions of your cat!  Only on the Thunderbolt!

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Bonus 6:

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Note:  This program is best listened to through high-quality headphones at a very high volume

*The News & Commentary section of this week’s show originally aired on June 18th, 2021

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Part 1:

Disclaimer / Station ID

00:00—00:31

TB Intro

Music:  Focus

00:30—02:17

Do You Know Where Your Cat’s Anus Has Been?

Music: Raymond Scott Quintet

02:17—05:35

Say Good-Bye to RDX!

Music: Jack Jones — Liverpaw

05:34—08:28

Cancelling Cancel Culture

(Featuring the Toothless Old Grandpa)

Music: Gary Moore

08:28—18:39

The Pandemic Profiteers

Music:  Islands Of Adventure — Frank Zappa

18:38—27:00

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Part 2:

Disclaimer

27:00—27:37

Maximum Minimums

Music: Muzzy Marcellino

27:35—31:28

Joe’s Old Buddy Bill

Music: Epic Symphonic Rock — Muriel Anderson — Epic Symphonic Rock

31:27—42:44

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Music Intro

42:44—42:56

Puirt A Beul

by Karen Matheson

42:55—46:31

O Mhairi’s Tu Mo Mhairi

by Karen Matheson

46:30—51:38

Credits /  Disclaimer / Promo

Music:  Jethro Tull

51:29—54:00

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Bonus 6’KHUH,FRO&Patreon Only:

Intro

0:00—0:09

Joshua Fit the Battle of Jericho

by Mahalia Jackson

0:08—2:14

Brahms Hungarian Dance No. 5

by Kálmán Balogh Gypsy Cimbalom Band

2:11—5:35

Credits

5:28—6:00

TBR 240426 – The Temptation of Forbidden Tubers*

This week’s archive radio show reveals the temptation of forbidden tubers, amongst other things.

Never what you expect — only on the Thunderbolt!

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Bonus 6:

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Note:  This program is best listened to through high-quality headphones at a very high volume

*The News & Commentary section of this week’s show originally aired at various times in 2020

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Part 1:

Disclaimer / Station ID / Show Intro

Music:  The Munchkins

00:00—00:54

Let There Be Light  (*Originally Aired January 17th, 2020)

Music: Caravan Palace

00:54—03:29

Bubba Get Your Gun  (*Originally Aired February 21st, 2020)

Music: Béla Fleck — Chrome Hoof

03:27—09:41

Believe Me!  (*Originally Aired February 7th, 2020)

Music: Secret Agent 23 Skidoo — Snakefinger

09:41—14:39

The Root of Evil  (*Originally Aired February 21st, 2020)

Music: Speed Caravan — The Orchestre Surreal

14:39—27:00

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Part 2:

Disclaimer

27:00—27:24

It Doesn’t Work Except When It Does  (*Originally Aired January 17th, 2020)

Music: Jean Jacques Perrey — Davie Allan & The Arrows

27:24—36:39

The Temptation of Forbidden Tubers  (*Originally Aired February 7th, 2020)

Music: Ozric Tentacles

36:38—45:02

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Music Intro

45:01—45:22

Whole Lotta Love vs. Beethoven 5th Symphony

by 2 Cellos

45:21—49:33

Mozart’s Last Night

by The Trans Siberian Orchestra

49:31—52:50

Credits /  Disclaimer

52:46—54:00

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Bonus 6’ — KHUH, FRO, & Patreon Listeners Only:

Intro

0:00—0:32

Thunderstruck

by 2 Cellos

0:31—5:25

Credits

5:23—6:00

TBR 240419 – Green is the New Green*

This week’s archive radio show goes around and comes around as we take pictures of history and as we tell the dirty secrets of Afghanistan.  In Part 2 we celebrate Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., and for the feature piece we point out how the elites are coopting a lot of ‘green’ organizations and NGO’s.

Perfidy mixed with iconoclasm.  It’s the Thunderbolt!

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Note:  This program is best listened to through high-quality headphones at a very high volume

*The News & Commentary section of this week’s show originally aired on June 4th, 2021

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Part 1:

Disclaimer / Station ID / Intro

Music:  Focus

00:00—01:11

What Went Around Came Around

Music: Alamaailman Vasarat

01:11—04:42

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Years

Music: Shiina Ringo with Saito Neko

04:42—10:33

He Came Around but Didn’t Go Around

Music: Reptile Palace Orchestra

10:31—14:55

The Dirty Secret of Afghanistan

Music: Psycho Le Cemu — Mucca Pazza — Tina S — Mike Oldfield

14:53—26:53

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Part 2:

Disclaimer

26:53—27:18

Martin Luther King’s Unacknowledged Sacrifice

Music: Quincy Jones — Laura Lace

27:17—30:48

Green is the New Green

Music: The Rutles — Evelyn Glennie

30:47—39:05

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Music Intro

39:04—39:17

Glitch

by The Sidh

39:16—40:46

I’m Just a Sidh in Ireland

by The Sidh

40:42—44:22

Iridium

by The Sidh

44:20—48:32

N.i_T-R_(O)

by The Sidh

48:23—52:52

Credits /  Disclaimer / Promo

52:48—54:00

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Bonus 6’KHUH,FRO&Patreon Only:

Intro

0:00—0:15

Suddenly…(I Miss Carpaty)

by Gogol Bordello

0:13—5:50

Credits

5:48—6:00

TBR 240412 – Welcome to the Machine*

This week’s archive radio show ponders the lessons of Benjamin Franklin on the subject of farting proudly, and we point out some of the reasons that Goldman $achs $ucks.  Welcome to the Machine.

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Note:  This program is best listened to through high-quality headphones at a very high volume

*The News & Commentary section of this week’s show originally aired on August 20th, 2021

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Part 1:

Station ID / Disclaimer / Show Intro

Music:  Liverpaw

00:00—01:50

Yellow vs. Green 1

by: Ken Nordine

1:50—3:20

Fart Proudly!

Music: Ludwig van Beethoven

03:19—08:27

Yellow vs. Green 2

by: Ken Nordine

8:26—09:55

Welcome to the Machine

Music: Jennifer Batten — Ed Mann — Consolidated

09:55—27:11

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Part 2:

Disclaimer

27:11—27:35

Stupid America

by: The Final Edition

27:34—29:17

Goldman $achs $ucks

Music: Mike Oldfield (3X)

29:16—39:57

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Music Intro

39:55—40:11

Whitey on the Moon

by Gil Scott-Heron

40:11—41:43

The Message

by Grandmaster Flash & The Furious

41:42—44:54

Wrong Radio Station

by Benjamin Zephaniah

44:52—49:38

Fascists

by Woody Guthrie

49:36—51:09

Man Plans God Laughs

by Public Enemy

51:09—53:13

Credits /  Disclaimer / Promo

53:10—54:00

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Bonus 6’KHUH,FRO&Patreon Only:

Intro

0:00—0:21

Time To Assimilate

by The Plastic Fantastics

0:20—2:26

Long Way Down

by Tom Odell

2:25—5:12

Credits

5:12—6:00

TBR 240405 – Animal Farm*

This week’s archive radio show revisits the 2016 election — a true circus of an election, let me tell you!  The Toothless Old Grandpa also makes an appearance to tell us about how fascists seriously f%#k up down in Honduras.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.  Thunderbolts on the horizon.

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Bonus 6:

Note:  This program is best listened to through high-quality headphones at a very high volume 

*The News & Commentary section of this week’s show originally aired on April 1st, 2016

Segments:

Disclaimer / Station ID

00:00-00:31

TB Intro

Music:  Focus

00:30-02:51

Animal Farm

Music: Elvis Shoenberg’s Orchestre Surreal featuring the Fabulous Miss Thing — The Melody Four — Randy Van Horn Singers — The Four Freshmen — The Van Beuren Players — The Du-Tels — The Four Freshmen — Jay Cotton

02:50-21:26

Native Tongue

Music: Little Richard — Manhattan Transfer

21:25-27:23

Disclaimer

27:23-27:48

Non-Musical Pigs

Music: Tom Tom Club

27:47-34:49

The Wisdom of the Thunderbolt #3

Music: Helen Piper — Frank Morgan, Judy Garland, Ray Bolger, & Jack Haley

34:49-36:14

Fascist F*%# Up

(Featuring the Toothless Old Grandpa)

Music: Oranj Symphonette — DEVO

36:13-45:32

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Music Intro

45:32-45:47

Peek-A-Boo

by:  DEVO

45:46-48:46

Freedom of Choice

by DEVO

48:45-52:04

Credits / /Disclaimer / Promo

Music:  Jethro Tull

52:03-54:00

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‘Bonus 6’ KHUH & FRO Only:

Intro

0:00-0:02

Are You Ready?

by DEVO

0:02-3:00

Cameo

by DEVO

3:00-5:46

Credits

5:46-6:00

TBR 240329 — The Thunderbolt’s Greatest Strikes

This week I am replaying the very first Thunderbolt to ever air on KAOS, 89.3 FM, broadcasting from the Evergreen State College at 1,100 watts!  (The Thunderbolt had never before been broadcast at over 30 watts.)  In honor of this momentous event in my non-illustrious, un-noted, and unpaid career, I compiled a collection of the very best of the very best of everything I’ve ever produced over the entire eleven years that I’ve been producing this crazy stuff.

It is suggested that you listen to the Thunderbolt with headphones at high volume.

I also suggest you find something to hold onto before listening…

Regular Program:

Bonus 6:

Segments:

Station ID

00:00-00:53

TB Intro

Music:  Focus

00:52-02:56

Discount Looking Glass (Originally Aired 6–5-13)

Music: Mike Oldfield

02:56-05:29

Translation Chart (Originally Aired 5-2-14)

Music: Amadeus Mozart

05:27-07:29

Those Incredible Credible Lies (Originally Aired 2-6-15)

Music: Insurge — Sidney Bechet

07:27-16:27

Club Fed (Originally Aired 4-26-13)

Music: Mike Oldfield 

16:27-22:06

Secret Revolution (Originally Aired 2-19-16)

Music: Ludovico Einaudi Ensemble

22:05-27:00

Station Break

27:00-27:30

Commitments (Originally Aired 12-2-16)

Music: Debo Band

27:30-30:53

Poppy Seed Street Lesson #1: Capitalism (Originally Aired 6-5-13)

Music: Ludwig van Beethoven — Ameritz Karaoke — Jethro Tull

30:53-40:30

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Music Intro

40:30-40:47

Loaded for Bear

by Mudcat

40:46-43:22

Man of God

by Eliza Gilkyson

43:22-47:49

This Planet’s A Mess

by Fred Schneider

47:43-51:44

Credits, Disclaimer, & Promo

Music:  Jethro Tull

51:39-54:00

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Bonus 6’ — KHUH, FRO, & Patreon Listeners Only:

Wrong Radio Station

by Benjamin Zephaniah

6:00

TBR 240322 – Reclaiming the Commons*

This week’s archive radio show features bad timing, an update on Syria, the banning of the Sons of Bitche, an actual Soul City, and we feature the concept of reclaiming the commons.

Different points of view from different perspectives.  Hang on to your beanie — it’s time for the Thunderbolt!

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Bonus 6:

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Note:  This program is best listened to through high-quality headphones at a very high volume

*The News & Commentary section of this week’s show originally aired on May 7th, 2021

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Part 1:

Station ID / Disclaimer

00:00—00:30

TB Intro

Music:  Focus

00:30—02:17

ASS Access

by: The Final Edition

02:17—04:47

Bad Timing:  Butt Biting Bears and Inappropriate Tattoos

Music: London Philharmonic Orchestra & David Parry — Monsters of Shamisen

04:43—10:06

Announcements

10:06—11:03

Irony of the Week: Reasonable People?

Music: Musique de Cirque

11:03—12:44

What the Hell Happened to Syria?

Music: Laura Lace — Gary Schnitzer — Epic Symphonic Rock — Kálmán Balogh Gypsy Cimbalom Band — Tina S

12:42—27:00

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Part 2:

Disclaimer / Station ID

27:00—27:30

Facecrack Censors the Sons of Bitches

Music: Man Seeks the Future

27:29—29:37

Soul City

Music: Mannheim Steamroller — Danny Elfman

29:37—35:55

Reclaiming the Commons

Music: Epic Symphonic Rock — Mannheim Steamroller

35:55—41:11

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Music Intro

41:11—41:20

Romping Through The Swamp

by Holy Modal Rounders

41:19—43:48

The Widow Paris

by Lester P. Rawws Graveside Quartet

43:47—48:10

Deeper Well

by David Olney

48:09—51:46

Credits /  Disclaimer / Promo

Music:  Jethro Tull

51:34—54:00

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Bonus 6’ — KHUH, FRO, & Patreon Listeners Only:

Intro

0:00—0:03

I Love Everybody

by Johnny Winter

0:02—3:40

Got Life (Live)

by Nina Simone

3:38—5:46

Credits

5:43—6:00

TBR 240315 – Illumination by Thunderbolt*

This week’s archive radio show goes low, and then goes high.  We cover the key component behind everything bad and then we cover key components to everything good.  Let’s ride the roller coaster together here on the Thunderbolt!

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Bonus 6:

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Note:  This program is best listened to through high-quality headphones at a very high volume

*The News & Commentary section of this week’s show originally aired on April 16th, 2021

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Part 1:

Station ID / Disclaimer

00:00—00:38

TB Intro

Music:  Focus

00:38—02:25

The Headless Sea Slugs of Oceana

Music: Mike Oldfield

02:25—08:47

The Key Component Behind Everything

Music: The Phenomenauts — Trillian Green — Tina S — Trillian Green

08:47—27:10

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Part 2:

Disclaimer

27:10—27:19

Illumination by Thunderbolt

Music: Jimmie Haskell — Heart — Coldcut

27:19—41:32

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Music Intro

41:32—41:45

Chocolate Fudge

by Fresh Aire

41:42—44:33

The Third Door – Pride

by Fresh Aire

44:31—47:01

The Cricket

by Fresh Aire

46:58—49:35

Midnight on a Full Moon

by Fresh Aire

49:34—52:49

Credits / Promo

52:27—54:00

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‘Bonus 6’ — KHUH, FRO & Patreon Only:

Intro

0:00—0:04

The Fifth Door – Frenetic Energy

by Fresh Aire

0:00—2:59

Toota Lute

by Fresh Aire

2:59—5:49

Credits

5:38—6:00

TBR 240308 – Golden Eggs*

This week’s archive radio show originated shortly after the Trump Misadministration began.  The Bad Old Days…

Hang onto your hat — or your headset, as the case may be — it’s time for the Thunderbolt

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Bonus 6:

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Note:  This program is best listened to through high-quality headphones at a very high volume

*The News & Commentary section of this week’s show originally aired on April 7th, 2017

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Part 1:

Station ID / Disclaimer

00:00—01:17

TB Intro

Music:  Focus

01:17—03:16

Is There a There There?

Music:  Yello

03:15—07:21

Golden Eggs

Music:  Ludovico Einaudi with Daniel Hope & I Virtuosi Italiani — Polysics — Hoyt Curtin — Yello — Huun Huur Tu

07:20—27:06

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Part 2:

Disclaimer

27:06—27:30

Hot Rails to Hell

Music:  Temple City Kazoo Orchestra — Blüe Öyster Cult

27:30—31:20

A Thunderbolt Analysis

Music:  Yello

31:19—35:51

Evidence that Some Anarchists are Idiots

Music:  Raymond Scott Quintette

35:51—38:56

Evidence that Some Liberals are Idiots

(Featuring the Toothless Old Grandpa)

Music:  Carl Stalling — Ben Bernie — Peter Thomas — Uncle Ho

38:56—48:44

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Music Intro

48:43—49:05

Fire & Brimstone

by Joe Walsh

49:04—53:51

Credits /  Disclaimer / Promo

Music:  Jethro Tull

53:44—54:00

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Bonus 6’ — KHUH, FRO, & Patreon Listeners Only:

Intro

0:00—0:20

Tend My Garden

by The James Gang

0:00—5:40

Credits

5:39—6:00

TBR 240301 – Brainy Conjectures*

This week’s archive radio show first indulges in some childhood memories, and then we engage in some brainy conjectures concerning recent research into brains, amongst other things.  (You will need your brain to listen to the Thunderbolt, so take care of it.)

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Bonus 6:

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Note:  This program is best listened to through high-quality headphones at a very high volume

*The News & Commentary section of this week’s show originally aired at various times in 2014

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Part 1:

Station ID / Disclaimer

00:00—00:20

TB Intro

Music:  Focus

00:19—02:10

Black Blades (Originally Aired on July 18, 2014)

Music: Blüe Öyster Cült — Black Sabbath

02:10—11:17

Amazon Over America (Originally Aired on September 5, 2014)

Music: Amadeus Mozart — Dark Side — John Williams

11:16—15:24

Dishonourable Honour (Originally Aired on July 18, 2014)

Music: Amadeus Mozart — Mike Oldfield — Jethro Tull

15:23—27:07

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Part 2:

Disclaimer

27:07—27:37

Intro

27:36-28:16

Bounty Hunters (Originally Aired on September 5, 2014)

Music: Molly Hatchet

28:16—31:28

Brainy Conjectures (Originally Aired on August 1, 2014)

Music: Quincy Jones — Mike Oldfield (3X)

31:27—44:06

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Music Intro

44:06—44:39

Radio Works Fine

by Chase Matthew

44:37—48:36

small

by sandman

48:34—52:09

New Radio

by Bikini Kill with Joan Jett

52:01—53:35

Credits

53:30—54:00

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Bonus 6’ — KHUH, FRO, & Patreon Listeners Only:

Intro

0:00—0:18

I Like Giants

by Kimya Dawson

0:18—2:57

White Boy

by Bikini Kill

2:50—5:16

Credits

5:12—6:00